HAY MICROSOFTY,
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT DOES WINDOWS WANTS FROM ME?
LISTEN TO THIS:
SINCE MICROSOFT IS CARING ABOUT CUSTOMERS SECURITY (WHAT IS OKEY), THEY INSTALLED A BUNCH OF SECURITY FEATURES IN THEIR WINDOWSES, ESPECIALLY IN THE SIXTH GENERATION OF WINDOWS.
THAT IS OKEY, BUT FOR SOME OF THE SECURITY FEATURES I THINK I DO NOT NEED THEM. BUT ANYWAY, WHEN I INSTALL WINDOWS, AND EVERY SECURITY FEATURE IS ENABLED, I CAN EASLY DOWNLOAD ALL BUNCH OF STUFFS, FROM PICTURES, VIDEOS, ALL KINDS OF PROGRAMS, FROM WHO KNOWS WHICH SOURCES, AND NEVER EVER BUILT IN SECURITY FEATURES REPORTED ME THAT ANY OF THOSE PROGRAMS CONTAINS VIRUSES.
BUT LISTEN TO THIS: NOW IT GETS INTERESTHING:
SO, I DECIDED: FINE, IF THERE IS NO VIRUSES ANYWHERE, IF STUPID WINDOWS ALLOWS ME TO DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING I WANT, THEN WHY I NEED THOSE SECURITY FEATURES, RIGHT?
SO, I DECIDED THIS: I WILL SHUT DOW ALL OF SECURITY FEATURES WINDOWS HAS.
AND IT IS A GOOD IDEA, I DONE IT, IT WAS NOT SO EASY SINCE WINDOWS HAS SO MANY OF THEM.
I DONE THE FOLLOWING:
I STARTED WITH INTERNET EXPLORER SETTINGS:
I SETTED THE LESS SECURE POSSIBLE OPTIONS IN INTERNET EXPLORER. I ALLOWED EVERYTHING WHAT COULD BE ALLOWED, I SHUT DOWN ALL FILTERS AND SO ON. SO I CAREFULLY WALKED TRUGHT ALL OF THE SETTINGS AND DISABLED ALL SECURITY FEATURES. (SO OF COURSE BUNCH OF WARNINGS POPED UP).
THEN I DECIDED TO GO IN CONTROL PANEL. AND I CAREFULLY WALKED TRUGHT ALL SECURITY SETTINGS, AND DISABLED ALL OF THEM
FIREWALL WAS THE FIRST, UAC, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER. I JUST DISABLED ALL.
AND FINALLY, I WENT TO GROUP POLICY.
THERE IS LIKE SEVERAL TOULSENT OPTIONS, AND I CAREFULLY WALKED TRUGHT ALL OF THOSE OPTIONS, AND EVERY OPTION RELATED TO SECURITY I DISABLED. (OR ENABLED IF THE OPTION STARTED WITH "DISABLE" FOR EXAMPLE IF IT WAS 'DISABLE SECURITY' I WOULD ENABLE THAT OPTION, SINCE IT WOULD DISABLE IT.)
SO ANYWAY, I DISABLED ALL POSSIBLE SECURITY FEATURES WHEREVER I COULD FINE THEM.
AND, THEN, WERY, WERY, WERY, WERY, WERY 'INTELIGENT' MICROSOFT WINDOWS, WHEN I TRY TO DOWNLOAD ANYTHING, FROM ANYWHERE, INCLUDING EVEN JUST PICTURES, WERY INTELIGENT WINDOWS REPORTS ME THAT THERE IS A VIRUS IN THAT FILE. VIRUS IN THE PICTURE? VIRUS IN THE PDF?
VIRUS ON THE OFFICIAL MICROSOFT DOWNLOAD SITE?
NOW EVERYWHERE THERE IS NOTHING BUT VIRUSES. (FOR WERY INTELIGENT WINDOWS).
BUT LISTEN TO THIS:
WHEN ALL SECURITY WAS ON, WINDOWS NEVER FOUND VIRUS IN LIKE AN YEAR OF DOWNLOADING ALL KINDS OF STUFF.
AND NOW, WHEN THERE IS NO SECURITY ENABLED, IT DOES NOT LET ME DOWNLOAD ANYTHING, BECAUSE IT REPORTS VIRUSES ON ANYTHING.
(BY THE WAY, DO NOT WORRY, I DO NOT HAVE VIRUSES FOR REAL ON MY COMPUTER).
I MEAN, IS IT POSSIBLE THAT SIXTH GENERATION OF WINDOWS IS SO STUPID??
IT IS NOT JUST INTERNET EXPLORER WHO REPORTS VIRUSES AND BLOCKS ALL DOWNLOADS, THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN I TRY TO DOWNLOAD USING GOOGLE CHROME, USING MOZZILA FIREFOX, AND EVEN USING BITS TRANSFER IN THE POWERSHELL, AND THAT INDICATES, THAT THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH ANY OF THOSE BROWSERS, THERE IS PROBLEM WITH WINDOWS ITSELF. WINDOWS REPORTS VIRUSES WHERE IN NO VIRUSES.
BUT TELL ME, HOW CAN HE REPORT VIRUSES, WHEN I DISABLED ALL SECURITY????? O.o
LISTEN TO THIS:
THIS IS NOT ONLY RELATED TO ONE WINDOWS, IT IS THE PROBLEM OF THE WHOLE SIXTH GENERATION OF WINDOWSES.
THE SAME THING HAPPENS ON WINDOWS SERVER 2008,
THE SAME THING HAPPENS ON WINDOWS 7,
THE SAME THING HAPPENS ON WINDOWS SERVER 2012,
THE SAME THING HAPPENS ON WINDOWS 8.
I DID NOT TESTED IT YET ON VISTA, BUT, I AM SURE IT WILL BE THE SAME.
SO, THE WHOLE SIXTH GENERATION OF WINDOWS HAS THE SAME PROBLEM.
AND PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME THAT I HAVE I VIRUS, BECAUSE I DO NOT.
I INSTALLED WINDOWS SERVER 2008, DONE THIS, DISABLED ALL SECURITY, THIS HAPPEND,
THEN I DELETED THAT WINDOWS, INSTALLED WINDOWS 7, DISABLED ALL SECURITY, THE SAME THING HAPPEND,
THEN I DELETED 7, INSTALLED SERVER 2012, DISABLED SECURITY, THE SAME THING,
AND THE SAME THING WITH 8.
SO, IT IS NOT VIRUS.
IT IS THE PROBLEM IN THE WHOLE GENERATION OF WINDOWS.
SO I AM ASKING YOU:
WTF IS WITH THIS WERY INTELIGENT WINDOWS?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
IS THERE A GROUP POLICY OPTION WHICH IF YOU DISABLE IT, MAKES WINDOWS GO CRAYZY AND START DETECTING VIRUSES EVERYWHERE?
IF THERE IS, PLEASE TELL ME WHICH ONE.
IF THERE IS NOT, WHAT WAS MICROSOFT THINKING BY DOING SUCH A FOOLISHNESS?
I MEEN, IF YOU DISABLE ALL OF SECURITY FEATURES, THE SECURITY IS WORST THAN EVER????
WHERE IS LOGIC IN THERE?????
HA MICROSOFT?
SO THE TITILE 'MICROSOFT THINKS I AM AN IDIOT' STANDS. IT IS TRUE. THEY DO NOT ALOW TO DISABLE SECURITY IN WINDOWS, AT LEAST IN SIXTH GENERATION OF WINDOWS. THEY REALLY THINK I AM NA IDIOT. WHAT A HAPPY THOUGHT.
(OF COURSE, I ADMIT, THERE MIGHT BE SOME SMALL CHANCE THAT I ACCIDENTLY DISABLED THE WRONG ONE OPTION IN THE GROUP POLICY, FOR EXAMPLE OPTION TO DOWNLOAD ANYTHING, BUT THE CHANCE IS WERY SMALL, BECAUSE I WAS CAREFULLY CONFIGURED THE GROUP POLICY TO GET RID OF ALL OF THE SECURITY, SO, TO ALLOW ME TO DO THE MOST.)
BUT, IT IS NOT WORKING.
WHAT IS THIS MICROSOFT?
ANYWAY, PEOPLE, MY REAL QUESTION IS, DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE GROUP POLICY TRIGGERS SUCH AN INSANE BEHAVIOR OF WINDOWS, AND IF YOU DO, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHICH ONE, SO THAT I REENABLE THAT POLICY ON ALL SIXTH GENERATION WINDOWSES I HAVE INSTALLED ON MY COMPUTER, AND IF YOU DO NOT KNOW, THEN,
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT IS A PROCEDORE TO DEBUGG GROUP POLICY?
I MEAN HOW TO DISCOVER WHICH GROUP POLICY SETTING DOES THIS MUCH OF MESS?
(I KNOW IT IS GROUP POLICY OPTION BECAUSE ON WINDOWS VISTA (WHICH IS ALSO SIXTH GENERATION OF WINDOWS), I DISABLED ALL SECURITY FEATURES IN INTERNET EXPLORER, AND IN CONTROL PANEL, BUT NOT IN GROUP POLICY, AND VISTA DID NOT GONE INSANE WHEN I DONE THAT. IT LETS ME DOWNLOAD AS USUALLY. SO THE PROBLEM IS DEFINETLY IN GROUP POLICY)
DONT ASK WHICH OPERATING SYSTEM I AM USING. THE ANSWER IS THE WHOLE SIXTH GENERATION OF WINDOWS. I PUTTED IT ON WINDOWS SERVER FORUM, BECAUSE I FIRST DISCOVERED THIS REDICILOUS MICROSOFT MOVE ON WINDOWS SERVER 2008.
THANK YOU. ;)